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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>“What are you going to do, then?” I asked. “To smoke,” he [Holmes] answered. “It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won’t speak to me for fifty minutes.”</description><title>Three Pipe Problem</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @threepipeproblem)</generator><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/</link><item><title>"DEMANDE. Quels sont les attributs et les ustensiles qui doivent orner la chambre d’une putain?..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;DEMANDE. Quels sont les attributs et les ustensiles qui doivent orner la chambre d’une putain? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;RÉPONSE. Elle doit avoir derrière son miroir deux bonnes verges, l’une ornée d’un ruban rose, et l’autre bleu. Aujourd’hui que tout est à la patriote, que l’on fout même patriotiquement, il suffit d’un ruban aux trois couleurs.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=908311&amp;pageno=8"&gt;Catéchisme libertin by Théroigne de Méricourt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/50424492</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/50424492</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:12:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Critic’s Notebook - Reflections - New Orleans and China - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/weekinreview/14ouroussoff.html?ref=todayspaper"&gt;Critic’s Notebook - Reflections - New Orleans and China - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: Please spare us your “visionary plans.”  We don’t like plans.  That’s why we live here.</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/50101979</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/50101979</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:24:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pipe smoker, type writer wizard.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DDMWDMn7Kdsw0ehaxaybLbYro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/nyregion/12tytell.html"&gt;Pipe smoker, type writer wizard.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/49916727</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/49916727</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:49:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A German hurricane? No wonder they all fled </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/giles_coren/article4685931.ece"&gt;A German hurricane? No wonder they all fled &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/49116565</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/49116565</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:26:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet another reason to switch to Linux: Billionaires Back...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DDMWDMn7Kbsmo79s7Q7lupl1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yet another reason to switch to Linux:&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/health/24tobacco.html"&gt; Billionaires Back Antismoking Effort - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/43363516</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/43363516</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:08:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Voicemail is dead. Please tell everyone so they’ll stop using it."</title><description>“Voicemail is dead. Please tell everyone so they’ll stop using it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/07/05/think-before-you-voicemail/"&gt;Think Before You Voicemail&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/41174199</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/41174199</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:00:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Recently, he confessed, he has been thinking about quitting medicine altogether and opening a..."</title><description>“Recently, he confessed, he has been thinking about quitting medicine altogether and opening a convenience store.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/17/health/views/17essa.html?em&amp;ex=1214020800&amp;en=8c0530d81bc8f12f&amp;ei=5070"&gt;Essay - Fed Up With the Frustrations, More Doctors Change Course - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/39018480</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/39018480</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:35:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ARE MEN BORING? </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.moreintelligentlife.com/story/are-men-boring"&gt;ARE MEN BORING? &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.moreintelligentlife.com/files/Men2.jpg" width="124" height="61"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This link is another in the endless Men Mars/Women Venus series of essays, but I particularly like this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The woman says, “Would you like to stop for a coffee?” The man says, “No”, and the woman seethes for the rest of the journey because she would have quite liked to stop for a coffee.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The question is, why didn’t she simply say “I want to stop for coffee?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/38255911</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/38255911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:22:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Jack Teagarden Sings Stars Fell On Alabama (via pinkieldred). ...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AVObfmOSNGg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AVObfmOSNGg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jack Teagarden Sings Stars Fell On Alabama (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/pinkieldred"&gt;pinkieldred&lt;/a&gt;).  Friends, this is what it’s all about….</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/37985607</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/37985607</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:46:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"The highest aspiration of the modern individual is biological survival, complemented by the state of..."</title><description>“The highest aspiration of the modern individual is biological survival, complemented by the state of bovine contentment celebrated as ‘happiness’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/5042/"&gt;‘Healthy living’ zaps the fun from life &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/35202447</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/35202447</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 04:57:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Go Boris, Go!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DDMWDMn7K8iulpxdsynB2H8z_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Go Boris, Go!</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/33566447</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/33566447</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:51:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s no secret that Jazz Fest caters to the gray-goatee crowd"</title><description>“It’s no secret that Jazz Fest caters to the gray-goatee crowd”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogofneworleans.com/blog/2008/04/25/quint-frankly-doesnt-give-a-damn/"&gt;Best Of New Orleans Blog » Blog Archive » Quint Frankly, My Dear, Doesn’t Give A Damn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32928817</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32928817</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:00:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When the Muses Smiled on Britain </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.threepipeproblem.com/img/josefk.jpg" alt="Josef K" align="left" height="132" hspace="10" vspace="10" width="200"/&gt;I am everyday amazed at the quality and depth of pop music that come out of Great Britain between 1977 and 1988.  This torrent of musical brilliance is absolutely unmatched in music history.  As a young hipster of that time, I thought I knew everything about 80s British music, but to this very day I still discover new acts from the time who are totally unfamiliar to me…and brilliant!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just to flash my credentials, the greatest regret of my teenage years is that I was grounded (for reasons I simply cannot remember) the night the Smiths played at Tulane’s McCalister Auditorium in 1985. I purchased an import single of Adam and the Ants featuring “Lady” and “Young Parisians” at Leisure Landing on Magazine St. before the Ants ever had a U.S. record deal.   I remember when U2 played at Ol’ Man Rivers which was, I believe, on Oak Street.  Enough said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As I said, believing myself all-knowing, I continue to make new discoveries.  I heard the &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Reunion-Wilderness/dp/B0010VDVH2/ref=sr_f3_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=dmusic&amp;qid=1209164956&amp;sr=103-2" title="Amazon Info" target="_blank"&gt;Railway Children &lt;/a&gt;for the first time six months ago.  This was a great band, to be sure.  &lt;a href="http://www.threepipeproblem.com/mp3/another_town.mp3" title="Click to Listen" target="_blank"&gt;Here’s a free sample&lt;/a&gt;.  And then, today (yes TODAY), I heard&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Entomology/dp/B00122PKPU/ref=sr_f3_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=dmusic&amp;qid=1209165032&amp;sr=103-2" title="Amazon Info" target="_blank"&gt; Josef K&lt;/a&gt; for the first time.  Their song “Sorry for Laughing” was notably covered by &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_dmusic?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&amp;field-keywords=nouvelle+vague&amp;x=0&amp;y=0" title="Amazon Info" target="_blank"&gt;Nouvelle Vague&lt;/a&gt;, but I had never heard the original before.  &lt;a href="http://www.threepipeproblem.com/mp3/sorry_for_laughing.mp3" title="Click to Listen" target="_blank"&gt;Here it is&lt;/a&gt;, and just fabulous it is. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, when I hear “new” bands these days (Vampire Weekend, this means you) I am reduced to the Old Man’s Lament: “Son, it’s been done before… and better.” &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32880979</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32880979</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:20:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Take Stacy Head Bowling</title><description>&lt;img src="http://www.threepipeproblem.com/img/stacy.jpg" align="left" height="120" hspace="15" vspace="0" width="89"/&gt;Looks like the boys in Respek have released a new one called “&lt;a href="http://www.threepipeproblem.com/downloads_3pipe.php" title="Click to listen" target="_blank"&gt;Take Stacy Head Bowling&lt;/a&gt;.”  It’s funny, but I liked “&lt;a href="http://www.threepipeproblem.com/downloads_3pipe.php" title="Click to Listen" target="_blank"&gt;Chocolate at the End of the Day&lt;/a&gt;” better.   &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32506170</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32506170</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:31:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Eric Kandel, probably the most eminent psychiatrist in this country, writes a lot about the social..."</title><description>“Eric Kandel, probably the most eminent psychiatrist in this country, writes a lot about the social influence on genes. This can be very dangerous to think of in such simple terms. In psychiatry in particular, it sets up this division of a house divided against itself: genes versus environment, psychotherapy versus drugs, or nature versus nurture. The sophisticated thinkers understand that these things work together in an infinite dance.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/82455/?page=5"&gt;Comfortably Numb: How Psychiatry Is Medicating a Nation | Health and Wellness | AlterNet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32021206</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/32021206</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:07:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The future of popular music distribution is the Hype Machine, or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DDMWDMn7K7cth2ufmyKMBMUE_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The future of popular music distribution is &lt;a href="http://hypem.com/"&gt;the Hype Machine&lt;/a&gt;, or something like it.  Record companies, take note and profit.</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/30664560</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/30664560</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:55:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson: A New Hero
[and some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DDMWDMn7K79yw969u8ox4JQS_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/01/world/europe/01mayor.html?_r=1&amp;ex=1364788800&amp;en=557f0153e7e6e32d&amp;ei=5088&amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;emc=rss&amp;oref=slogin"&gt;Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson: A New Hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[and &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4Z_KHlnGQ&amp;feature=related"&gt;some video&lt;/a&gt;] &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/30453726</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/30453726</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:03:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"To be truly happy, she ruefully concluded, “one must be susceptible to illusions, for it is to..."</title><description>“To be truly happy, she ruefully concluded, “one must be susceptible to illusions, for it is to illusions that we owe the majority of our pleasures. Unhappy is the one who has lost them.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alternet.org/story/79521/?page=1"&gt;Are Modern Women Miserable? | AlterNet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/28727108</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/28727108</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:43:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>John Denver karaoke sparks Thai killing spree</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/08/wbangkok108.xml"&gt;John Denver karaoke sparks Thai killing spree&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/28449336</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/28449336</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:35:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Padding to protect pedestrians | Photo - Yahoo! News UK</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/DDMWDMn7K68t0340P2uQZ1fR_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080304/img/puk-1204650490-uk-e08f352d4-710cec94c9bc0.html"&gt;Padding to protect pedestrians | Photo - Yahoo! News UK&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/28107247</link><guid>http://blog.threepipeproblem.com/post/28107247</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:52:05 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
