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"What are you going to do, then?" I asked. "To smoke," he [Holmes] answered. "It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes."
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I no longer have any clear idea what, exactly, the modern conservative movement stands for.
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I went to a dinner party the other night. The new yorker sitting next to me was brash, rude, passive-aggressive and generally unpleasant, so I stayed quiet for the first part of the meal while enjoying a little wine to dull the pain. Later I made sarcastic remarks about her she didn’t understand.
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DEMANDE. Quels sont les attributs et les ustensiles qui doivent orner la chambre d’une putain?

RÉPONSE. Elle doit avoir derrière son miroir deux bonnes verges, l’une ornée d’un ruban rose, et l’autre bleu. Aujourd’hui que tout est à la patriote, que l’on fout même patriotiquement, il suffit d’un ruban aux trois couleurs.

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Yet another reason to switch to Linux: Billionaires Back Antismoking Effort - NYTimes.com
Yet another reason to switch to Linux: Billionaires Back Antismoking Effort - NYTimes.com
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Voicemail is dead. Please tell everyone so they’ll stop using it.